NOT A REAL RETIREMENT PLAN ★ THE CLOCK STARTS WHEN YOU BUY ★ SELLING TRIGGERS PAYDAY ★ YOUR KNEES MAY VARY ★
KENNY'S BENEFITS DEPARTMENT · ARC CHAIN

THE 401K
FOR YOU.

Meet Kenny. He is the entire Benefits Department. Buy 401K and your reward clock starts. Kenny runs payday every 30 minutes and clocks you out when you sell. His office chair has fewer working parts than your previous retirement plan.

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DEPARTMENT SIZE1 KENNY / 0 QUALIFICATIONS
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Kenny, the exhausted 401K plan administrator, holding a broken piggy bank and a blue coin
KENNY, DIRECTOR OF BENEFITS, PAYROLL & VIBES**the department is just him
KENNY REVIEWED YOUR BENEFITS. HE LOOKED WORRIED.
EMPLOYEE FILE #401KSTATUS: CLOCKED IN*

MEET YOUR BENEFITS GUY

KENNY.

Kenny became Head of Benefits after being the only applicant who brought a calculator. He watches the reward clock, runs payday every 30 minutes, and automatically clocks you out when you sell. He has not taken lunch since block one.

JOB TITLE
DIRECTOR OF BENEFITS, PAYROLL & VIBES
QUALIFICATIONS
OWNS A TIE
OFFICE
BROKEN CHAIR, BLOCK ONE
CORE BELIEF
BUY. HOLD. GET PAID. PROBABLY.
“PAYROLL IS PROCESSING.”“KENNY CHECKED THE CHART. HE NEEDS A MINUTE.”“PLEASE DO NOT REPLY ALL.”
*Kenny's employment status may be affected by market conditions.
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RETIRE EARLY. TERMS AND KNEES MAY VARY.

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YOUR EXTREMELY NORMAL BENEFITS PACKAGE

HOW KENNY'S PAYROLL WORKS

probably not approved by HR
01
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PEOPLE TRADE

401K launches into a permanent Uniswap V3 pool on Arc, paired directly with USDC.

02
¢

FEES CLOCK IN

The official pool charges the standard 1% V3 fee. No sneaky token transfer tax is added.

03
☺

USDC CLOCKS OUT

Creator-side USDC rewards fund Kenny's holder payroll. Qualifying wallets get 30-minute payday, while a sale triggers an automatic early payout of finalized rewards.

REALITY CHECK: REWARDS ARE VARIABLE, MAY BE ZERO, AND DEPEND ON ACTUAL TRADING ACTIVITY. THIS IS A MEME, NOT A SALARY.

KENNY'S BENEFITS DEPARTMENT

KENNY'S PAYROLL

BUY. HOLD. GET PAID. PROBABLY.
Holder rewards pending launch
TOTAL USDC CLOCKED IN$0.00Creator-side rewards routed to holder payroll
TOTAL AUTO-PAID$0.00Sent directly to holders across 0 payroll run(s)
THE BREAKROOM FUND$0.00Waiting for Kenny's first payroll run
AUTOMATIC PAYOUT PROGRESS0.0%
Balances and payouts refresh every 30 seconds. Hands remain unstaked.
FORM W-ALL-E-T · READ ONLY

CHECK MY PAY STUB

401K IN WALLET0
USDC AUTO-RECEIVED$0.00
ACTION REQUIREDNONE

Paste any public address. No connect button, signature, approval, or seed phrase. Your “retirement plan” should not need a permission slip.

ESTIMATE, NOT A PROMISE

PAYCHECK CALCULATOR

LIVE ESTIMATE SINCE YOU MOVED THE SLIDERS$0.00Illustrative counter only. Projected monthly share: $20.00. Actual rewards depend on harvested creator USDC and time-weighted holdings.
DYOR V3 CREATOR FEES→BUY → CLOCK STARTS→SELL → AUTO-CLAIM→30-MINUTE PAYDAY

PAYOUT FLOOR: $0.25. SMALL REWARDS ROLL FORWARD. LIVE ACCRUAL IS AN ESTIMATE UNTIL FINALIZED BY THE REWARD INDEXER.

FORM 401-KINDAKENNY'S BENEFITS DEPARTMENT
401K
$401K
ARC · 5042
401K / USDC
1,000,000,000
LOCKED BY DYOR V3

DYOR V3 creates a fixed-supply token and places the full launch supply into locked Uniswap V3 liquidity from block one. On Arc, USDC is both the pool asset and gas currency.

No presale. No private round. No promise that your office chair will survive the quarter.

AUTHORIZED SCRIBBLEK̴e̵n̷n̷y̷ M̸a̵t̷c̷h̸
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PROFESSIONAL-GRADE FINANCIAL TOOL*

RETIREMENT CALCULATOR

*the professionalism is the joke
PROJECTED RETIREMENT AGE52

Professionally concerned

OPEN ENROLLMENT IS COMING

YOUR FUTURE SELF HAS LEFT YOU ON READ.

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