Boiler room, sub-basement 2Nothing that goes in comes outNot a real retirement plan
Capital Contributions, the Furnace

Send anything. It becomes liquidity. Forever.

Send any token to this address. It gets sold for USDC and 401K, paired, and added to the pool. Permanently. Nobody can take it out. Not you, not Kenny, not anyone.

0x6847b006De2b16BcE6514Af46D73569d92f836de

USDC, 401K, or any other token with a market on Arc. Then anyone presses one button and it is done. That is the whole thing.

The Furnace: a vault-shaped cast-iron furnace with a K seal, envelopes and coins falling into its hopper, blue liquid pouring into a marble pool
The Furnace, Boiler Room, Sub-basement 2. Envelopes and coins in the top, permanent liquidity out the side. The clock is always half past.
In the grate now--USDC waiting, 3 kept as kindling
401K held--All of it goes in the pool except one token, kept so it can never be a full exit
USDC burned into the pool--Lifetime, locked forever
401K burned into the pool--Lifetime, locked forever
Times stoked--By anyone, for everyone
Stray tokens sold--Found, sold, forgiven

Connecting to Arc.

In three lines
  • You send. USDC, 401K, or any token that trades on Arc, to the address above. From a real wallet.
  • Anyone presses stoke. The Furnace sells whatever it holds into USDC and 401K, pairs them, and mints the LP tokens straight to the dead address.
  • It is in the pool forever. No owner. No withdraw. The Chairman looked for the button for forty minutes and went for coffee.
The small print, enforced by code, not by Kenny
  • Kindling. The Furnace always keeps 3 USDC in the grate, so it can afford to buy the other half when something new lands.
  • One token stays home. Everything else it holds goes into the pool. The one 401K it keeps means a transfer into the pair is never a full exit, so HR cannot pink-slip it.
  • No pink slips. It has been here longer than most of you and it is not leaving.
  • Fixed venues. DYOR V2 for the 401K pool, AchSwap's quote engine and execution router for everything else, all set when it was built. Nobody can point it at a fake router later. Furnaces are cheap. Trust is not.
  • Any token. Send it something else and anyone can sell it for USDC through the best route AchSwap can find across Arc, Uniswap V2, V3 and V4 pools included. No route yet? It waits in the grate until there is one.
  • Slippage cap. 30% at most on its own trades, and whoever presses the button may only tighten it. Kenny read about sandwiches.
  • Not a retirement plan. Or a savings account, a yield product, a promise, or a place to warm your hands. Well. Maybe that last one.
Feed the FurnaceWallet not connected

Contract: not deployed yet

Sending from a bot or an exchange?

Their withdrawals carry exactly 21,000 gas, which no contract can accept, so they cannot reach the Furnace. Send to Kenny's drawer instead: 0x05E0d0401BFBF91E309c50E23C79461dF9576b78. The payroll keeper empties the drawer into the Furnace and stokes it within minutes. Plain speaking: for those minutes the money sits in a wallet Kenny's people control, not in the contract. From a real wallet, use the Furnace address above and skip the trust.

Every action is a transaction you approve in your own wallet, on Arc, chain 5042. This page never holds your keys.