Company archiveNot a real retirement planRewards may be zero
Kenny's 401KWealth & Benefits Group
Back to the corner office
Company archive, July 2026

Before the promotion.

This is how Kenny's 401K looked on launch day, 30 July 2026: the first legitimate reward token on Arc, run by one exhausted clerk with a folding chair, a broken piggy bank and an MS Paint licence. The contract underneath has not changed. Only the furniture did.

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The original Kenny, an exhausted clerk with a broken piggy bank
Kenny, Director of Benefits, Payroll & LaminationOriginal hero art, full resolution
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The original Kenny's Benefits Department social card
Kenny's Benefits DepartmentOriginal social card

The old tagline: BUY. HOLD. GET PAID. PROBABLY. The old title: The 401K for you. The old excuse: HR has to laminate your badge somehow. All retired with honours. NOT A REAL RETIREMENT PLAN.